( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

nuggles:

"tell us about yourself"

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me: what is your race
white person: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will

things straight ppl say in movies

girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago